Dear Twitter, I miss you. Even though it’s only been a few hours, I miss your distractions and witty conversation. Please allow me to have my account back. I apologize for all the things I did wrong. They’ll never happen again. At least not to the extent at which they happened before. I promise to follow the rules this time. After all, what I did wasn’t that bad, was it? Just tiny and irrelevant. I’ll be better this time. Please help me pull our relationship back together. We’re better together than we are apart. with love, Petey (MrCrowder) |