Resolutions 2010
In 2010, I resolve to perpetuate the following myths:
1. The Biggest Loser actually happens and is not a photoshop production.
2. In-N-Out Burger IS coming to Texas.
3. Bamboo in Pier 1 is made from wood.
4. The world isn’t flat, but America is.
5. No one has ever found a dinosaur. Those bones are a worldwide conspiracy.
6. Twitter will soon be the replacement for landline phones and FoxNews.
7. Purple is the new black.
8. Taco Bell is good for the soul.
9. People who listen to music are twice as likely as those who don’t do go to prison. Or live a full life.
10. The Mayans were wrong. The world will end in 20,012.
Brace yourselves, world.
I'm a runner, writer, thinker, and pastor. I love to agitate people's consciences. I like to spend my time reading, running, and relaxing with family & friends.